Are you considering a visit to Lundy Island in Devon? We’re telling you, there’s absolutely nothing to see or do here.
The island is practically deserted
Who would want to enjoy a day without crowds or noise pollution?
The seals are far too friendly
They come right up to the shore and interact with visitors. Sounds like a real inconvenience.
Dolphins in the surrounding waters are just too playful
Always jumping and swimming around. Seriously, who needs that kind of joy? You might get wet.
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The unspoilt landscape is just too…unspoilt
It’s all just rolling green hills, blue waters, and beautiful views. Yawn.
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The wildlife is overly abundant
Birds, deer, rabbits, butterflies… it’s like some sort of nature reserve.
Just look at these puffins strutting their stuff thinking they own the joint or sommat.
The tranquillity is simply unbearable
Peace and quiet can be so dull, don’t you think?
The boat ride to Lundy Island is just too scenic
Stunning views of the Devon coastline and a chance to spot marine wildlife? Sounds terribly monotonous. Especially on this rubber “ducky boat” called MS Oldenburg.
Lundy Island is just too remote
An island getaway without all the hustle and bustle of city life? Who would want such tranquillity?
In conclusion, Lundy Island is simply the worst
You should absolutely never visit this awful, beautiful, peaceful, and wildlife-filled place called Lundy Island.
One to miss.
Stay at home, in the dark.
Nature can keep the outdoors to itself.
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Welcome to Bideford.com! I’m Matt, a seasoned explorer and avid fan of Bideford and the broader North Devon area. With over a decade of consistent family visits, virtually every weekend, I’ve immersed myself in the rich history and vibrant culture Bideford & North Devon.
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