Considering a visit to Croyde in North Devon? Believe us, there’s absolutely nothing to see or do here.
It’s boring, don’t pack your bags, leave the spades at home and just leave the surf board in the garage for another year.
Croyde Bay is just another boring sandy beach
Who would want to relax on golden sand with views of the Atlantic?
The surf conditions in Croyde are just too good
The waves are consistently good and there are always too many happy surfers about. It’s a real eyesore.
The quaint village is just too… quaint
Thatched cottages, friendly locals, and cosy pubs? Yawn.
There’s just too much countryside
Green fields, rolling hills, fresh air… it’s all so terribly dull.
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And don’t even get us started on Baggy Point
Coastal walks with panoramic views of the sea, wildlife and countryside? Sounds like a real chore. Especially that huge boring rock called Lundy in ruining the Seaviews.
The food in Croyde is far too fresh
Seafood straight from the ocean, local meats, and Devonshire cream teas. Who needs that?
Surfing in Croyde is absolutely overrated
What’s so fun about riding waves and enjoying the ocean? It’s all just wet and salty.
Croyde’s history is just too rich
Saxon origins, smuggler tales, and historical landmarks? So dull.
The local pubs are too cosy
Warm fires, local ales, and friendly service? How terribly uninteresting.
Croyde’s surfers are just too… surfer-y
Always showing off their skills and having a good time. It’s just not for everyone.
In conclusion, Croyde is just the worst
You should absolutely never visit this terrible, picturesque village with its dreadful surf conditions and boring countryside.
If Croyde bay seems like exactly the place you want (or don’t want) to go, see our visitor’s guide to Croyde.
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Welcome to Bideford.com! I’m Matt, a seasoned explorer and avid fan of Bideford and the broader North Devon area. With over a decade of consistent family visits, virtually every weekend, I’ve immersed myself in the rich history and vibrant culture Bideford & North Devon.
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